42 Hilarious Superbad Quotes

In the uproarious realm of comedic cinema, few movies have managed to etch themselves into the very fabric of pop culture quite like the 2007 hit Superbad. Whether it’s classic Superbad quotes, hilarious cameos, or the constant stream of dick jokes, this movie will have you laughing non-stop. Written by Seth Rogan and Evan Goldberg, directed by Greg Mottola, and produced by Judd Apatow, the film stars Michael Cera and Jonah Hill as teenagers Evan (Cera) and Seth (Hill) who make a pact to lose their virginity before graduation. Hilarity ensues as the duo and their nerdy friend Fogell (Christopher Mintz Plasse) find themselves in all sorts of trouble. 

As audiences embarked on an unforgettable journey through the chaotic landscape of teenage shenanigans that also features great performances from Emma Stone, Bill Hader, and Martin Starr, Superbad not only became a quintessential coming-of-age film but also a treasure trove of endlessly quotable lines that have since become part of our everyday lexicon. From uproarious one-liners that defy time to hilariously awkward exchanges that mirror our own adolescent misadventures, Superbad quotes have transcended the silver screen, evolving into shared jokes among friends and viral memes across the digital landscape.

Released into theaters like a comedic whirlwind, Superbad carved its niche by capturing the raw essence of friendship, the exhilarating quest for self-discovery, and the hilariously awkward escapades that inevitably accompany the journey to adulthood. Within this cinematic gem lies a series of lines that have the power to instantly transport us back to that rollercoaster ride of teenhood, where every awkward conversation and wild party felt like an epic saga. Whether it’s Seth’s outlandishly bold declarations, Evan’s endearing naivete, or McLovin’s timeless misadventures, these Superbad quotes have not only become synonymous with the movie itself but have also woven themselves into the comedic tapestry of our lives.

So, join us as we dive into a nostalgic cavalcade of laughter and reminiscence, exploring the iconic Superbad quotes that continue to tickle our funny bones and remind us that no matter how old we get, the spirit of those hilariously unforgettable teenage years will forever linger in our hearts and conversations.

Unforgettable Lines: 42 Iconic Superbad Quotes We Still Love

1. “One name, who are you, Seal?” – Evan

2. “You know when you hear girls say ‘Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn’t have fucked that guy?’ We could be that mistake!” – Seth 

3. “’Muhammad’ is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fucking book for once!” – Fogell

4. “Hawaii. All right, that’s good. That’s hard to trace, I guess. Wait, you changed your name to… McLovin?” – Evan

5. “I am McLovin!” – Fogell

6. “You look like Aladdin.” – Evan

7. “I kinda had this problem, something like 8% of kids do it, but whatever. For some reason, I don’t know why, I would just kind of sit around all day… and draw pictures of dicks.” – Seth

8. “Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!” – Officer Michaels 

9. “Fuck me, right?” – Seth

10. Becca: “Your cock is so smooth!”

Evan: “Yours would be too… if you were a man.”

11. “Prepare to be f*cked by the long dick of the law.” – Officer Michaels

12. “Chicka, chicka-yeah, fake I.D.” – Fogell

13. Jules: “You scratch our backs, we’ll scratch yours.”

Seth: “Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it’s located on my cock.”

14. Officer Michaels: “Yeah McLovin, how is it going with the ladies?”

Fogell: “It’s not the ‘going’ I’m worried about… but the ‘coming.’”

15. “What, you think Becca’s going to be psyched that you brought a bottle of lube? ‘Oh, Evan! Thank you so much for bringing that lube for my pussy! I could never handle your fucking four-inch dick inside my pussy without your gigantic bottle of LUBE!’ These girls are 18 years old. They aren’t dried-up old ladies, man. They’re good to go!” – Seth

16. “Old enough… to party.” – Fogell

17. Fogell: “What’s it like to have a gun?”

Officer Michaels: “It’s like having two cocks. If one of your cocks could kill someone.”

18. “Do you have any normal-sized clothes or do you only shop at the Baby Gap?” – Seth

19. “McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with your penis?” – Officer Slater

20. Becca: “I’m so wet right now.”

Evan: “Yeah… they said that would happen in health class.”

21. “That’s the coolest fucking story I’ve ever heard in my entire life! That’s insane. Is it… Can I hear it again, do you have time?” – Seth

22. Officer Michaels: “How old are you McLovin?”

Fogell: “Old enough.”

Fogell: “Old enough for what?”

Fogell: “To party.”

23. “We shouldn’t be cock-blocking McLovin, we should be guiding his cock.” – Officer Michaels 

24. “So I gotta sit here and eat my dessert alone like I’m f*cking Steven Glansberg.” – Seth

25. “I got a boner!” – Fogell

26. Seth: “Hey Greg, why don’t you go piss your pants?”

Greg the Soccer Player: [turning around] “That was like 8 years ago, asshole!”

Seth: [yelling] “People don’t forget!”

27. Officer Slater: “Hey kid, what’s your real name?”

Fogell: “Fogell… it’s Fogell.”

Officer Michaels: “Fogell? Fuck that, we’re calling you McLovin!”

28. “By the time college rolls around, I’ll be like the Iron Chef of Pounding Vag!” – Seth

29. Fogell: “What’s it like to have a gun?”

Officer Michaels: “It is… awesome! I mean I’ve only had mine for like a few months, but I’ll tell you, it’s like having two c*cks. If one of your c*cks could kill someone.”

30. “​​Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since ‘nam!” – Seth

31. Evan: “Yeah chicks go nuts for that… the male camel toe.”

Seth: “Yea yea! The camel tail.”

32. “Are you insane?! Look at Jules’s dating record, she dated Dan Remmeck who’s had a six-pack since like kindergarten. Jason Stone who looks like Zack Morris, and Matt Muer he’s the sweetest guy! Have you ever stared into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles.” – Seth

33. Evan: “Do you want to get killed for liquor?”

Seth: “No, but I would get killed for pussy. No questions asked!”

34. “He is the sweetest guy. Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles.” – Seth

35. “So you guys on MySpace?” – Francis the Driver 

36. Evan: “I heard she got breast reduction surgery.”

Seth: “What? That’s like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift.”

Evan: “She had back problems, man.”

Evan: “It’s not just making them smaller. They completely reshaped them. They make them more supple, symmetrical.”

Seth: “I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let’s make a move.”

37.  “I am gonna give you the best blow J ever… with my mouth.” – Becca 

38. “I’m over here in my unit, isolated and alone, eating my terrible tasting food, and I have to look over at that. That looks like the most fun I’ve ever seen in my entire life, and it’s B.S. – excuse my language. I’m just saying that I wash and dry; I’m like a single mother. Look, we all know home-ec is a joke—no offense—it’s just that everyone takes this class to get an A, and it’s bullsh*t—and I’m sorry. I’m not putting down your profession, but it’s just the way I feel. I don’t want to sit here, all by myself, cooking this sh*tty food—no offense—and I just think that I don’t need to cook tiramisu. When am I gonna need to cook tiramisu? Am I going to be a chef? No. There’s three weeks left of school, give me a f*ckin’ break! I’m sorry for cursing.” – Seth

39. “Calm down, calm down. She likes you. She wants to suck on your penis. That’s a good thing. It’s the best.” – Evan 

40. Evan: “Look at those nipples.”

Seth: “They’re like little baby toes.”

Evan: “It’s just not fair that they get to flaunt that stuff, you know… and like, I have to hide every erection I get. Just imagine if girls weren’t weirded out by our boners and stuff, and just like wanted to see them. That’s the world I one day want to live in.”

Seth: “You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my belly button.”

41. “Someone period’d on my fucking leg?!?” – Seth

42. Seth: “Enjoy your remaining years!”

Old Woman: “I will! Enjoy fucking Jules!”

Seth: “I will!”